Film or Digital Revisited

There's endless debate about the relative superiority of film versus digital, with film diehards routinely dismissing digital as fun stuff suitable for snapshots but no serious work, and digital converts dismissing the film diehards as ignorant reactionaries and Luddites who probably couldn't produce a good picture anyway. So that things woudn't get too boring, I've decided to add some oil to flames. I shoot both film and digital, and intend to continue doing so -- so I don't fall completely in either camp, although it's clear where my sympathies lie.